"I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn't used to have to do that. But now I do."
Talking about her daughter, "And when she one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, give me the strength, Lord, to yank her directly into a cab in front of her friends, for I will not have that Shit. I will not have it."
Speaking on breast-feeding, "As my friend's husband fed the baby (a bottle of breast milk), he said, "This stuff is liquid gold, You know it actually makes them smarter?" I screamed,"Let's set a date! Five years from today my formula baby will crush your baby!"
She's great. I appreciate her honesty and her humor.
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The last three times I've gone to the library to look for that book it's been checked out. I've been wanting to read it so bad. She's perfection.
We really need to just be friends in real life. I've always thought this, but you just sealed the deal. I finished that book about 2 weeks ago and LOVED it! She is seriously my favorite person ever. And I don't think I've ever laughed as hard as when I read that book. YAY!
Love her! This is one I'm going to have to squeeze in! I've been wanting to read it since it came out!
That is funny. She is really great!
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