Jack: "I love the earth. I have these rare blossoms flown in every morning from Sri Lanka on a private jet. That's the definition of green. And yet they force us to do more sacrifices for the children. What have the children ever done for us."
Kenneth: "Well they make our shoes and wallets."
Tracy: "Everyday. I have this strip club story from this weekend I need to tell you Jackie D it is disgusting. But I can't cause I got this little d-bag here."
Tracy Jr: "I know what that means."
Tracy: "And yet you won't tell me."
-can I just say that I love the phrase d-bag, however disgusting it is
Dr. Spaceman (spa-cheman) is fantastic.
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Dr. Spaceman is definitely a favorite character and the "and yet you won't tell me" line was fantastic. I must add my favorites of the night:
"Drama is like gay-man Gatorade, it replenishes their electrolytes." - Jenna
and
"But I'm going to be grumpy until the end of this sentence." -Kenneth
We all see the little black boy in the corner, right?
Oh my god! When Teddy Ruxpin was Kathy's husband I pee'd a little. Also at the very begining when Liz is sleeping during the work out video and starts pumping up her exercise ball when she hears someone come in. Hahaha I'm still laughing.
Ok ah, I meant lawyer not husband, that proves right there that I am unable to multitask.
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