Jack: "Lemon I'm not in the mood to solve your lady problems or listen to a story about whatever escapee from the island of misfit toys you're currently dating."
Liz: "This is a Liz-aster."
"Ok Lemon, what is it?"
"Ever since I was little..."
"Faster than that."
"My whole adult life..."
"No!"
"Oprah says..."
"You have 10 seconds."
Jack: "At one point my obituary was going to read "CEO of GE dies tragically in casino orgy."
Tracy: "She says I better have an affair and quick, before it tears our family apart."
Jena: "I wish I could help you, but I can't sleep with a black guy. I'd lose my endorsement deal with Nascar."
Tracy: "I can't have sex with you Liz Lemon, I love Angie too much!"
Liz: "Wow. Ok that was not going to happen for many reasons besides you loving you wife. Reason 1 I am conscious. Reason 2 you smell like Icy hot, Reason 3 ..."
1 comment:
That was a good one!
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