30 Rock

Last nights episode was awesome.

Danny: "I did an interview and they printed all this stuff that I didn't say. I never said that Liz banged her way to the middle or that Jena kidnapped a Swedish Au pair to use as a hair farm and I NEVER called Tracy clean and articulate."

Floyd: "Katelyn is a yogarobics instructor and ab model.."

Liz: "I was in a reenactment on America's Most Wanted once."

Jack: "Hello Frank. I think you know where I am. I happened to run into your mom and we came back here for some red wine. She's a lovely woman. I'll be leaving soon, I'm a gentleman, as is Danny."

Danny: "Hey Frank! Your mom's a hugger."

Jack: "Don't push me Frank, you won't enjoy the next video, your mom might though. And I believe Twofer and Lutz also have mothers. Do we understand each other?" (filmed from Frank's moms bedroom)

Frank: "Stand down pranksmen."