April 23, 2010

30 Rock

Jack: "Lemon is that a cup?"
Liz: "Oh i forgot. Only guys can get hurt there."

Pete: "Will you call twofer and talk some sense into him?"
Tracy: "Oh ya, ask the black guy cause we all know each other. Pete could you tell a bald eagle to stop scaring me, at zoos?!"

Liz: "I want someone who will clean out the dishwasher, not just take out forks as needed."

I laughed out loud through out both episodes last night. I'm sure I'll think of more lines later.

1 comment:

Emily said...

I only dvr-ed one episode and it wasn't especially funny and I don't think any of those quotes are from it. I'll have to Hulu that one.