Tracy: "So for me to be able to be to the birth of my daughter I have to answer trivia questions, despite having gone to middle school in an Exxon station?"
Frank: "You know if you wanted to cheat on Carol with an Italian dude who smells like cigarettes, I've made it very clear I would flip over my futon for you. Not cool!"
What type of mammal is the famous Shamu?
Tracy: "She is an Orca. FYI They are very difficult to keep in a home aquarium."
Jack: "My daughter, if you have the blondness and self esteem of your mother you will need no advice. Life will be easy for you. Otherwise I'd like to introduce you to Elizabeth Lemon."
Liz:"... If you're running low on laundry, a bathing suit makes perfectly acceptable underwear. Bandannas are a fun, sexy fashion accessory..(Jack: "This is over.")..let me give my reasons. Put potato chips on a sandwich!"
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I seriously had a sandwich for lunch on Thursday...with potato chips on it.
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