30 Rock

I didn't really like last weeks live version, but last nights episode was great.

Jack: "Break up with Carol? You two seemed so happy. The other day I saw you two laughing in the lobby together."

Liz: "A guy on crutches bit it in the revolving door and he was so scared."

Liz: "If I could push a button and 5 people in the world would die but I would get free cable for life, I'd do it."

Liz: "I'm the one with the performance problem. I freaked out and my junk closed for business. It's like Fort Knox down there."

Jack: "We are lovers."

Liz: "Oh that word bums me out unless it's between the words meat and pizza."

Jack: "I'm only gonna say this once a decade, you're great. You're Liz lemon damn it. In certain lights you're an 8, using east coast over 35 standards, excluding Miami."