30 Rock

Liz: "I don't know if he told you this, but he went to Harvard."

Jack: "So we know he's smart and superb at masturbation." high five.

Jena: "I've turned into my mother, and I've turned you into me, you're welcome. But it was still wrong."

Lutz: "Hey, you eat from your own table remember. Our food is separate, separate!"

Tracy: "I'll kill you white devil!"