Two-fer: "Do you want to share a cab?"
Liz: "I can't. I'm picking up my Nuuuuu . . . tritionist and his elderly . . . son."
Josh: "That's it, I quit! Cause I could get a job tomorrow in the air force!"
Liz: "So case closed. Pete and I are intercoursing each other."
Tracy: "I would like some chicken nuggets, a beer, and some of my wife's rice to stay."
Jack: "Where's the bar?"
Kenneth: "Well there's a bar in the shower that the previous tenant installed to keep from slipping. He still died in there though."
A new favorite is also The Vampire Diaries on the CW. Stefan is gorgeous.
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(Jack reaching for a cup)
Kenneth: Those are for display...only."
We were up til midnight getting kids down, finishing work, etc, etc, just so we could watch 30 Rock in peace. Mollie and her crappy sleeping habits weren't going to hold us back!
And I just started watching Vampire Diaries...and I think I like the evil one better. He looks like he could be Chace Crawford's brunette and much more attractive brother.
These are not from last night but I did watch this episode last week because it was on my tivo and I was bored. The one where Salma (Elisa) has a 'secret'-
Elisa: "Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?"
and
Elisa: “Really? That’s your guess? A man? Do you want to see me naked?”
Liz: “Sort of.”
I was really disappointed in this weeks' episodes of 30 Rock, Community, and The Office. No laugh outloud moments. I might have to cry a little. Thank goodness Ellen hasn't let me down.
The Vampire Diaries is my new favorite show!!!!! I am in St. George right now so when I get home I will call you! I still haven't seen Lindsey's baby so maybe we could go down there next week. Let me know what your schedule is like.
Stefan is totally my boyfriend.
oh how i love 30 rock, so hilarious i just love alec baldwin and tracy morgan and kenneth. oh man. so hilarious
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