30 Rock

30 Rock Recap

Jack: "San Francisco? I asked you to find an actor from middle America, a real person. You're not going to find him in the peoples gay public of drugafornia."

"Canada, why not just go to Iraq."

Jenna: "I'm not going to be pushed aside and forgotten, like at my sister's funeral."

Kenneth: "I wasn't sure if you were participating in this years pumpkin carving contest, or if like last year I should go jump up my own ass?"

Jack: "Same as last year."

Kenneth: "When the Parcels first came to America they lived in a town called Sexcriminalboat" (NY)

Liz: "Do you even care that I am not feeling well?"

Jack: "Of course I do." -then he proceeds to rub her back with a broom while she's hunched over a toilet.

Pumpkin (the comedian): "Do you ever find smaller heads orbiting your head."

I was also pleasantly surprised with The Office last night. The last several episodes have not been great.

Kevin: "I don't want people making fun of my weight."

Michael: "That's too broad, how about your stomach."

Michael: "That's way to much for a Koi. No, I could get a fish for a 5 cent worm."

Creed: "You're paying way to much for worms then. Who's your worm guy?"

And I may or may not have found my Halloween costume, thanks Jim. I also enjoyed his 3 hole punch costume from last year.

For an entertaining weekly recap of The Vampire Diaries click HERE.