Jack: "I am a douche? Banks!"
Banks: "Did you say it?"
Jack: "No, I knew right away."
Dr. Spaceman: "You seem nervous. I could give you something for that, but I'm not supposed to have sex with my patients."
Lutz: "Hey, we're all going to Chucky Cheeses, it's divorced-hispanic-mom's night."
The whole bit where Frank is slowly turning into Liz was hilarious.
I've been watching Glee too. It's cheesy, but it's pretty clever. Here's my favorite line from Wednesday. This is the cheerleading coach:
Sue: "All I want is just one day a year when I'm not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties. Seriously Ohio, these retinas need a day off. So here's the deal, Friday after Christmas, which I have off, if you're hideous, stay home. Spend the entire day watching home videos of a time when you weren't too repulsive for me to want to look at."
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I laughed so hard at that Dr. Spaceman line that I had to pause and go repeat it to Brandon.
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